The Face of Fear

Kinja'd!!! "Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert" (joshuagilbert)
11/19/2014 at 23:56 • Filed to: VSP

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I live in Northern VA. So I'm looking for a new new DD to drive up 66 to GMU. This will help commuting times for sure... I just need 7k.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
11/19/2014 at 23:59

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"It rides like a Cadilac, handles corners like a Ferrari"

yea, no.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
11/20/2014 at 00:00

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Rides like a Caddy and corners like a Ferrari? right..


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > bob and john
11/20/2014 at 00:05

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Ferrari.

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They now make yachts.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
11/20/2014 at 00:06

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That livery hasn't changed in the 30 years since I started driving in VA. And probably not for a long time before that, either.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
11/20/2014 at 00:08

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$7k, for a 2003? With 116k on it??? AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
11/20/2014 at 00:10

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CP. Don't do it. You want a police Interceptor? For $7k you can come to Jersey and get a Charger. A hell of a lot badder than that thing for the same money.

The seller paid how much for an air intake? Seriously? I got a K&N for $200 on Amazon with a brand new filter included. $2800 tune up? What did they do? Refill the unicorn tears? You're spending way too much if you get that.

If you want a P71 Crown Vic, come to new jersey auctions. You'll pay half that for a more expensive example.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
11/20/2014 at 00:50

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His house is the only one on the street with sand instead of a yard. I bet he doesn't even live near the beach.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
11/20/2014 at 00:52

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My friend picked one up at the auction, 110k miles, citizen patrol. Pretty damn nice. But she paid $2000.

Crack pipe


Kinja'd!!! HeathJokerSick > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
11/20/2014 at 01:19

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My buddy in college bought an ex-popo50 at auction. Still had the cage and the mirror mounted high beam. We spun out once (he was driving) while getting on the freeway. They are fast as shit, but the steering is pretty awful. Wonder how they catch people in these things freeway excluded.


Kinja'd!!! HeathJokerSick > JGrabowMSt
11/20/2014 at 01:23

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Just thought I would mention that no good can come from a non-paper filter. If you don't care about the car, yes they work. However, they are not nearly as good as removing small particles from the intake - hence the airflow butt/non-butt dyno results. Just shake out every 5K and change the stock filter every 15k and you will be a happy camper.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Rainbow
11/20/2014 at 05:20

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I see you you noticed the Florida in the photo, too.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
11/20/2014 at 05:28

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Crackpipe. People buy these things for two reasons:

They want a cheap, durable, daily driver.

They want to be police-lookalike douchebags.

At $7K, he's trying to get back some of the $6570 in maintenance/modifications he did to the car.

Offer him $430 and hope the tires are good.

Or check this one out http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cto/476879…

Non-police paint job

Extra wheels for snow tires

Same mileage

Could probably pick it up for $3500


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
11/20/2014 at 06:46

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Seems like the owner has had a fair amount of work put into it, Also if it was an accident investigator as he says there probably wouldn't be a partition in the back and no funny smells.


Kinja'd!!! Axial > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
11/20/2014 at 21:09

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You are in NoVA and you go to GMU? Me, too!

I'm both the red 1990 ZR-1 and the black 1996 Corvettes you might have seen trundling along campus. Usually in Lot K, parked somewhere against the first median.


Kinja'd!!! Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > Axial
11/21/2014 at 00:28

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You on campus tomorrow?


Kinja'd!!! Axial > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
11/21/2014 at 01:01

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Ugh, unfortunately. All day SEOR capstone faculty presentations from 7:30 AM to 3:00 PM.


Kinja'd!!! Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > Axial
11/21/2014 at 01:01

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Good Lord. JC Lunch break with yours truly?


Kinja'd!!! Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
11/21/2014 at 01:02

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aalpha17@me.com


Kinja'd!!! Axial > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
11/21/2014 at 01:03

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If you can sneak into Research Hall around 12:00, we're having lunch served for us.

Otherwise, perhaps on Monday?